What? Wednesday- Wild Man Cat Found on Subway

18 May

Back story (as made up by yours truly):  This guy thinks he’s a cat- a wild man cat.  He goes by the name of Muffins, and purrs when you shake his hand.   He also poops in a man-sized litter box.  He buys his litter in bulk.

Don’t worry, though.  He’s a classy man cat, and refuses to give himself a man cat bath in public.

But, he will clean his shoe.

Video via Buzzfeed.

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19 Responses to “What? Wednesday- Wild Man Cat Found on Subway”

  1. Life Lessons May 18, 2011 at 11:53 am #

    O
    M
    G
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  2. metrocakegirl May 18, 2011 at 12:11 pm #

    I love how the guy sitting next to him starts out ignoring him, then progressively get more uncomfortable with the licking. And for a moment there I thought kitty boy was going to get up and kick the film makers ass.

    • Don't Make That Face May 18, 2011 at 3:15 pm #

      I was watching the guy next to him, too. I love how he’s all NY business, but slowly starts to look a leeeeetle nervous.

  3. fnkybee May 18, 2011 at 1:45 pm #

    OMG I’m completely grossed out right now. thank god I’m done with my pb & j!

  4. LA Juice May 18, 2011 at 2:05 pm #

    I thank you for providing a logical and completely sensible explanation for this guy. We saw this video yesterday and would have yelled “WTF” if we didn’t think acronyms like “WTF” and “LOL” were as embarrassing and dated as fist bumping…

    • Don't Make That Face May 18, 2011 at 3:13 pm #

      I, too, am over the fist bump. I think we should start the vadge bump or titty slap.

  5. marinasleeps May 18, 2011 at 3:20 pm #

    No no no… you know who is crazy?? everyone on the subway! No one not one damn person even cracked a smile! Are crazy people regulars there or what??
    I would have been snorting and shaking violently from not being able to laugh!!
    Everyone was way too cool! The guy next to the cat man should have cracked a smile at least! Now I think he is robot or something.

    • Don't Make That Face May 19, 2011 at 8:49 am #

      LOL! I KNOW! I honestly think that if I would have seen this I would watched it for awhile and then walked over, grabbed that shoe, and chucked it across the subway after telling him to fetch. Then, I would get the hell off that train.

  6. Amy May 18, 2011 at 6:01 pm #

    Meth is a hell of a drug.

  7. Boochen Sundance May 18, 2011 at 8:47 pm #

    I have two comments, and I’m surprised I’m the first to mention:

    1. That is one very shiny shoe.
    2. His lady-friend must be very happy.

    • Don't Make That Face May 19, 2011 at 8:44 am #

      That show was immaculate.

      And, let me say that I posted the PG version of this post. There’s another one sitting in my drafts entitled “Future in Porn”. 😉

  8. trailertrashdeluxe May 18, 2011 at 9:53 pm #

    1. A cleverly disguised Joaquin Phoenix researching for a new bad movie.
    or
    2. The guy had a panic moment after he got on the subway, realizing that he was NOT going to get that dishwasher job if his shoes didn’t positively gleam.

  9. Thypolar May 19, 2011 at 1:48 pm #

    This takes “foot fetish” to a whole new level!

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