I was sitting in class the other night, slamming my coffee, and struggling to keep my heightened level of annoyance in check when my classmate passed me this note:
My heart immediately went out to her. The only thing that could make this round of finals any worse would be f-in period cramps. *shudder*
As I frantically searched my backpack for a tampon my mind wandered (obviously) to a Google Search I once conducted entitled “green alternatives to feminine hygiene products”:
1. The Diva Cup is inserted into the vagina, collects the menstrual flow, and can be used up to 12 hours and then removed after being full. The menstrual cup is easily washed.
PERFECT! I love to clean when I have my period! Although I would prefer to do everyone else’s dirty dishes (and laundry, and cleaning, and vacuuming) when Aunt Flo is in town, I would love to also have to wash my period cup! Is it dishwasher safe? Do I use the pots and pan cycle?
2. The Jade and Pearl Sea Sponge Tampon is a natural sponge from the ocean that is inserted like a regular tampon. They are highly absorbable and reusable so you can remove, wash it, and re-insert again many times.
Nice! Having faint inducing cramps and feeling as inflated as a hot air balloon sparks my domestic goddess flame. Wash my tampon for reuse? AWESOME! (Pause for Sponge Bob Square Pants/Carrie visual.)
3. The Sckoon Organic Cotton Cloth Menstrual Pads are reusable pads made of organic cotton that was not bleached or produced with the help of other harmful chemicals. They are also easy on your pocket because they can be used many times after proper washing and care.
Oh, pretty! They come in such lovely patterns. I’m sure they’ll look just like new after every wash. Am I right, ladies?!
Unfortunately, I didn’t have a tampon for my friend. But, I did share my Google search story which I thought was pretty funny.
Her? Not so much.