Back story (as made up by yours truly): This guy thinks he’s a cat- a wild man cat. He goes by the name of Muffins, and purrs when you shake his hand. He also poops in a man-sized litter box. He buys his litter in bulk.
Don’t worry, though. He’s a classy man cat, and refuses to give himself a man cat bath in public.
But, he will clean his shoe.
Video via Buzzfeed.
Don't Make That Face 