Remember that night you went out with your friends and got really, really wasted? You met that really hot person who looked like a beautiful angel in a room full of carnies. The only reason you had the nerve to approach that beautiful creature was because you had been drinking all night.
The two of you talked for a while, and even though it was super loud and you couldn’t hear a word that person was saying, you were pretty sure you felt a connection. At closing time the two of you exchanged numbers.
On the way home you wouldn’t shut up about that person. You kept annoying your friends by drunkenly and loudly proclaiming:
No you guys! You don’t understand! We had a chemistry. You knooooooow? A CONNECTION!
Before dropping you off your most sober friend grabbed your arm and said something like:
Promise me you won’t call that person until tomorrow. You’re really drunk.
You managed to slur:
Um hmmmm. I praaaa *hiccup/burp* praaaaaaaaa mis.
You called anyway, didn’t you?
Nooooo. It’s fine. You didn’t sound stupid at all.
Don't Make That Face 
Like umm..for sure..ok..umm…This chick is..umm…annoying…and like..I bet..Ryan as in R-Y-A-N..like umm..never calls..but umm..maybe..calls the umm….cops. You know cops..like as in
C for CRAZY…
O for OMG is this chick for real?
P for Protection like a restraining order
S for Stupid Drunk girl that left a 3 minute i’m your new stalker message.
You know COPS.
HIlarious Post!!!!!
Have a rock’n Friday!
You’re cracking me up! She’s an ass, but, been there done that. 😉
Here’s where being kinda slutty serves you well. If you just go home with the person, you’re in no danger of calling them. 😉
Right? Save yourself the embarrassment , and just go home with him. You never have to see him again, and there’s proof.
Haha! No, I NEVER did anything like that ever…
Yeah, neither. I just know other people it happend to. 😉
P.S. So happy for your news!
LMAO! That’s fantastic! The only thing that could’ve made this any better would’ve been a visual on the “little” shirt 😉
Gotta love drunk people. they make life worth living
Like the a-hole I am, I enjoy making fun of drunk people, usually when I’m drunk.