Can You Hear the Love Blossom?

1 Apr

Remember that night you went out with your friends and got really, really wasted?  You met that really hot person who looked like a beautiful angel in a room full of carnies.  The only reason you had the nerve to approach that beautiful creature was because you had been drinking all night.

The two of you talked for a while, and even though it was super loud and you couldn’t hear a word that person was saying,  you were pretty sure you felt a connection.  At closing time the two of  you exchanged numbers.

On the way home you wouldn’t shut up about that person.  You kept annoying your friends by drunkenly and loudly proclaiming:

No you guys!  You don’t understand!  We had a chemistry.  You knooooooow?  A CONNECTION!

Before dropping you off  your most sober friend grabbed your arm and said something like:

Promise me you won’t call that person until tomorrow.  You’re really drunk.

You managed to slur:

Um hmmmm.  I praaaa *hiccup/burp* praaaaaaaaa mis.

You called anyway, didn’t you?

Nooooo.  It’s fine.  You didn’t sound stupid at all.

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10 Responses to “Can You Hear the Love Blossom?”

  1. fnkybee April 1, 2011 at 9:12 am #

    Like umm..for sure..ok..umm…This chick is..umm…annoying…and like..I bet..Ryan as in R-Y-A-N..like umm..never calls..but umm..maybe..calls the umm….cops. You know cops..like as in
    C for CRAZY…
    O for OMG is this chick for real?
    P for Protection like a restraining order
    S for Stupid Drunk girl that left a 3 minute i’m your new stalker message.
    You know COPS.

    HIlarious Post!!!!!
    Have a rock’n Friday!

  2. Miz Parker April 1, 2011 at 10:02 am #

    Here’s where being kinda slutty serves you well. If you just go home with the person, you’re in no danger of calling them. 😉

    • Don't Make That Face April 1, 2011 at 10:05 am #

      Right? Save yourself the embarrassment , and just go home with him. You never have to see him again, and there’s proof.

  3. Elphaba April 1, 2011 at 10:46 am #

    Haha! No, I NEVER did anything like that ever…

    • Don't Make That Face April 1, 2011 at 10:51 am #

      Yeah, neither. I just know other people it happend to. 😉
      P.S. So happy for your news!

  4. Thypolar April 1, 2011 at 2:23 pm #

    LMAO! That’s fantastic! The only thing that could’ve made this any better would’ve been a visual on the “little” shirt 😉

  5. marinasleeps April 4, 2011 at 1:52 am #

    Gotta love drunk people. they make life worth living

    • Don't Make That Face April 4, 2011 at 8:53 am #

      Like the a-hole I am, I enjoy making fun of drunk people, usually when I’m drunk.

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