My Brother From Another Mother! Err…From the Same Mother?

31 Mar

Meet Sarah and George.  Don’t they make a cute couple?

Adorable

They have an amazing story.   With a couple of divorces between them, and their youth behind them, Sarah and George turned to the internet to find love. As it turns out, Sarah and George had a lot in common.   After months of internet courtship the soul mates decided to meet in person.   It wasn’t long until the couple discovered they share a spanking fetish parents.  Yep.  Sarah and George are brother and sister!

I’ll let that soak in.  Brother and Sister.  Siblings.  Blind date.  Internet dating.

Allow me to read in between the lines of the article:

After connecting through an Internet dating service… means

Found each other in a “Hot Mama Seeking Bad, Bad Baby” chat room.

…our relationship blossomed as we emailed each other more and more often… means

Sarah and George had a lot of steamy, sloppy, hardcore, S&M, breathless old people internet sex before they decided to meet in person.  They also have countless of nude photos of each other.

After about an hour of conversation at the White Horse, Bentley’s favorite East Ham pub, the two would-be lovers realized they were actually siblings.… means

It had been so long since either Sarah or George had actual real sex that they decided to meet at the local Super 8 to do the deed before either of them lost their nerve.  George took his pill, Sarah popped in a VHS cassette tape of a 70’s porn, and they proceeded to have frantic old people sex together.  Unfortunately, Sarah has a bad hip and George has a bum knee so they did it on a chair.   *Pause for visual*

Then, they went for a beer and….well….uncovered the whole brother/sister thing. 

Awwwwwwwkwarrrrrrd.

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21 Responses to “My Brother From Another Mother! Err…From the Same Mother?”

  1. fnkybee March 31, 2011 at 12:15 pm #

    I think I just vomited a little in my mouth. EWWWE!

    ….and thank you for that visual, my brain is now in a place that it never wanted to be.

    😉

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  2. offthepole March 31, 2011 at 12:20 pm #

    I bet that steamy Super 8 motel room gave a whole new definition to the term “relative humidity.”

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  3. Kim Sisto Robinson March 31, 2011 at 1:00 pm #

    Ooooooh, that is sooo very Hillbilly 🙂 Yuck!

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  4. Janette Monea Ayub March 31, 2011 at 2:57 pm #

    hahaha..wow..
    first you’re so awesome for posting this..secondly..
    i did pause for visuals and in my head these adorable old people were getting it on like two ex cons.
    ok, the puking stopped.
    I have one question, after they realized that they share the same parents, did they continue having naughty no no fun time?

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    • Don't Make That Face March 31, 2011 at 3:02 pm #

      You’re awesome for reading this.
      Lol! I’m hoping that they can trade carnal knowledge for family love. Can you imagine family get togethers?

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      • Janette Monea Ayub March 31, 2011 at 3:15 pm #

        “Pass the butter, oh ya mom&dad we totally had hot sex before dinner”

  5. Thypolar March 31, 2011 at 4:03 pm #

    Oh my god thats fantastic! Love your blog BTW 😉

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    • Don't Make That Face March 31, 2011 at 4:06 pm #

      Glad you like! Hope to hear from you again. xoxo- (in a sister, not mister, kind of way)

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      • Thypolar March 31, 2011 at 4:08 pm #

        LMAO! Just subscribed 😉 Found your blog through Marina.

  6. marinasleeps March 31, 2011 at 4:29 pm #

    You are the best reporter ever!
    Ever! You have a way with people that I ever seen. You READ BETWEEN THE LINES and discovered something we all would have missed!
    In reality, I still think they should hook up. They are old… its not like they are gonna bust kids out. No they are past that. So getting jiggy with it… I got no prob with it!

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    • Don't Make That Face March 31, 2011 at 4:36 pm #

      I would become a hard hitting invistigative reporter except I would just make stuff up and would end up on Oprah answering as to why I just made stuff up and I don’t want to meet her under those circumstances. I want to be one of her favorite things. 🙂

      I agree, they should just be happy together. It’s not like their parents are around to forbid it. Whatever makes them happy (chair sex).

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  7. Rachael March 31, 2011 at 4:54 pm #

    That’s insane! Think of the odds.

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  8. belleofthecarnival March 31, 2011 at 6:16 pm #

    Ew! EW! Ew! Ew! OMG! I think I just lost my supper…

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  9. The Good Greatsby April 1, 2011 at 11:19 pm #

    Even if they are brother and sister, they’re too old and creepy to be having sex anyway.

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  10. Stephen Quammie April 2, 2011 at 9:19 am #

    Okay……….That is six degrees of creepy separation. Actually its less if you really think about it. Family reunions should be interesting for them from now on.

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    • Don't Make That Face April 4, 2011 at 8:54 am #

      I agree. This could have been a really good feel good reunion if it wasn’t for the whole “blind date” thing. That just stains the goodness of it all.

      Thanks for reading!

      Reply

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