Hows ‘Bout a Cup A Tea, Gub-ner?

28 Jul

Do you know what you get when you put a bunch of drunk adults who are on vacation, camping, after having spent the entire day at the lake, their stomachs full, and the kids asleep? 

Besides a few who refuse to quit (quitting is for losers), and end up passed out on their camping chair with their mouths open, you get a bunch of drunkies who’ve reverted backed to their 16-year-old selves, and who think that tea bagging those poor passed out souls is hilaaaaaaaaarious.

Pinkies up, ladies and gents

 But, you also get the deep thinkers, like myself, who watch these drunken shenanigans and think, how can we make this better

I leaned over to my friend and in my completely inebriated state said:

Me:  Why do the guys get to have all of the fun?  I say we start meat curtaining people.

Friend:  HAHAHAHAHAH!  Right?!  Let’s do it.

Me:  Yeah, we can get a chair, stand behind them and position ourselves so all you see is a nose.

Peek-a-boo
Friend:  GET OUT OF MY HEAD, YO!
My friend and I must have been talking and laughing a bit too obnoxiously, because when Hubby heard the words “meat curtains” come out of my mouth, he immediately stopped what he was doing, calmly walked over to me, gently grabbed my arm, and sternly told me it was definitely time for bed. 
 
That’s it.  Party over.
 
Geez.   You’d think that he thought I might actually go through with it or something. 
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17 Responses to “Hows ‘Bout a Cup A Tea, Gub-ner?”

  1. marinasleeps July 28, 2011 at 12:37 pm #

    Ha ha …. exactly! Thats what you do! You mess with the passed out people all the time.
    Now…. what is meat curtaining??

    • Don't Make That Face July 28, 2011 at 1:00 pm #

      *clears throat* Well, I’ve heard certain people refer to a woman’s labia as “meat curtains”. I know. Classy.

  2. t July 28, 2011 at 12:58 pm #

    hee-hee-hee. “meat curtaining”…

  3. detrimentalbeauty July 28, 2011 at 1:09 pm #

    This is actually funnier than I can admit to since I am at work… Oh how happy we are when inebriated….

    “all you see is nose” – classic

    • Don't Make That Face July 28, 2011 at 1:20 pm #

      I wrote this at work, and walked away from my desk for a moment and when I came back I noticed that my Google image search for tea bags was still up. Nice.

  4. pissykittyslitterbox.com July 28, 2011 at 2:49 pm #

    I sooo miss drunken evenings with friends. I need to get out more. 🙂

    • Don't Make That Face July 28, 2011 at 2:54 pm #

      Our camping weekend made up for at least 6 months worth of drunken evenings.

  5. Facetious Firecracker July 29, 2011 at 1:08 pm #

    Ah, this brings me back to my college days, when one of the girls in my major was nicknamed “Beef Curtains” and didn’t understand why.

  6. mindslam July 29, 2011 at 3:08 pm #

    That was great…so funny…makes you think of all the things you have done or seen done when people pass out!

  7. momfog August 2, 2011 at 12:21 pm #

    Oh my. Meat curtaining. I think you owe your husband…something…for the intervention.

  8. www.la-juice.com August 2, 2011 at 8:33 pm #

    Excellent work Gub’ness. Excellent work. Your invite to come have tea and strumpets is in the mail.

  9. Craig & Joe Ardolino August 17, 2011 at 4:54 pm #

    I think you would have done it! What a story that would have been.

  10. mrsgroves07 August 22, 2011 at 11:08 am #

    This is tooooo funny! A great way to lighten up the day!

  11. Redneckprincess September 25, 2011 at 10:26 am #

    Oh my…I live a sheltered life…I am not sure if I think that is good or bad right now, hahahahahh. Who the hell comes up with this shit 🙂 ???

  12. Lafemmeroar October 20, 2011 at 10:13 am #

    I’ve learned something new … meat curtaining. When I read the post I thought it was unzipping a guys pants and exposing his you know what then covering it up with a napkin. Had no idea it was about girly parts.

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