Please! No One Help Her!

13 May

You know how when you’re having a really bad day or week or whatever, and you feel as though you’re ready to snap, but then you see something or someone that’s a hot mess, and you think, “Oh good!  That is way suckier than what’s happening to me.  I’m so glad I’m not that person.”, and it makes you feel better about yourself and your situation?  

No?  Oh.  Well, I’m an a-hole and I think this is hilarious.   

AAAAAAAH  HA HA HA HA HA !  *deep breath* *HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!  *wipe tears* *snort* OMG!  HA HA HA HA HA!  *pee a little* HA HA HA HA HA!

Oh man.  I feel much better. 

Happy Friday the 13th!


30 Responses to “Please! No One Help Her!”

  1. Pkitass May 13, 2011 at 1:08 pm #

    I want to see video but I can’t phone has a circle with a line across it 😦

    • Pkitass May 14, 2011 at 2:18 am #

      Finally! I got to watch it! Was she drunk?
      Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

      • Don't Make That Face May 16, 2011 at 2:09 pm #

        I hope she was drunk. The only other explanation is that she’s mentally disabled and that would just be wrong.

  2. metrocakegirl May 13, 2011 at 1:26 pm #

    So many wrong things going on here. LMAO. that happy face really should be a frown. That there is a memory for her
    los niños. Thanks for the laugh.

  3. Lisa May 13, 2011 at 1:35 pm #

    I seriously laughed my arse off. Dang! Yes I did delight in her plight, but glad the kids went after her. You’d think some adults would’ve helped free Wilma.

    • Don't Make That Face May 16, 2011 at 2:15 pm #

      I think the adults were too busy taping the near drowing. I would have been slow to help her, myself, but I’m an a-hole. You would think her family would have helped her sooner.

  4. momfog May 13, 2011 at 1:47 pm #

    She must’ve been drunk before she even went to the beach to think that bikini was a good idea. >:-P

    • Don't Make That Face May 16, 2011 at 2:14 pm #

      I know! But, what about her family? Not only do they let her wear that suit, but they basically watch her drown.

  5. Mutterschwester May 13, 2011 at 2:05 pm #

    Holy crap. Besides providing some beachside entertainment, that lady is mighty lucky she didn’t suck down a lung-full of water. Holy crap! (Sorry, that’s the best I can do.)

  6. fnkybee May 13, 2011 at 2:17 pm #

    Bwahahahahaha! I now don’t feel self conscious about myself this year in a bikini, positive #1.
    I can’t believe she didn’t drown. I would have!

  7. Bella May 13, 2011 at 4:48 pm #

    Can you believe I watched this video from beginning to end? It was like a horror movie, where you don’t want to look, but you can’t look away! 🙂

  8. mairedubhtx May 13, 2011 at 5:30 pm #

    Are we sure that’s not Snooki from “Jersey Shore”?

  9. Amy May 13, 2011 at 6:01 pm #

    It’s like the ocean thinks she is a sea creature and is trying to reclaim her. Go home little manatee. Go home.

    • Don't Make That Face May 16, 2011 at 2:10 pm #

      I got that same feeling. As if Poseidon himself was trying to save mankind by reclaiming his beast.

  10. trailertrashdeluxe May 13, 2011 at 8:45 pm #

    The way she flips her hair back at about 1:15 in is HOT!! Thanks for the entertainment.

  11. irratebass May 14, 2011 at 6:58 am #

    Wow! That was awesome! Reminded me of Louis Anderson talking about himself at the beach “Push him back in the water, he’s dying!” Thanks for posting this.

    • Don't Make That Face May 16, 2011 at 2:08 pm #

      I didn’t have sound when I found this and only realized it had music when I got home. I’m glad it wasn’t totally lame. It’s funny either way.

  12. jeane May 16, 2011 at 12:10 pm #

    Missed this one Friday but sure as hell makes for a good Monday! I feel dirty mean…and I like it.

    • Don't Make That Face May 16, 2011 at 2:06 pm #

      Dirty mean. Perfect. It’s ok. I posted it. I’ll take all of the a-hole blame.

  13. May 16, 2011 at 12:56 pm #

    Was it me, or was everyone having flashbacks of Bo Derik in ’10’? No? Okay, it was probably just me.
    Seriously, this is one of those moments where I have no problem getting online and purchasing that bikini I haven’t been brave enough to buy. Damn, if it’s good enough for her then….

    • Don't Make That Face May 16, 2011 at 2:06 pm #

      I now see Giselle Bunchen when I look in the mirrow. Forget the bikini. I’m going topless!

  14. Redneckprincess May 17, 2011 at 12:55 am #

    I am sure I am going to hell for laughing that hard at that, I couldn’t even read the comments because I was crying…hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha….oh man.

  15. Brown Road Chronicles May 18, 2011 at 7:48 am #

    Dude, that was hilarious… yeah I know your not a dude, but I like that word. Love the blog… funny stuff!

    • Don't Make That Face May 18, 2011 at 11:32 am #

      Dude! Glad you like. Also, glad you have a word you like. I just have words I hate (e.g. panties, blouse, slacks). Probably because I don’t like to wear any of them. LOL! Just kidding. I totally wear blouses.

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