Don’t worry. It’s totally ok to make fun of this kid. I, too, thought I’d go to hell for thinking such cruel, but funny things about this video. Yes, this kid is a complete tool, but he totally wins. You see, the only way to get this little ditty out your head is to go to church and pray it away. It’s a wash!
God is doin’ it. God is doin’ a nu thaaaaaaaang! *Spirit fingers*
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Wow this is funny.
Is it bad that I just want to slap that kid across the face? The entire thing is extremely irritating.
“God is doing a new thing…(insert cheesy dance move here) Through Jeeeee-sssuuuusss-Christ.” I’m hooked. Sign me right the hell up.
Sign you up for hell? As in the spot next to me? No problem. 😉
See, white kids should never rap unless they are Jewish (and Jews for Jesus don’t count).
LOL! Are the Beastie Boys Jewish? They can rap, but they don’t try to dance. They know their limits.
Yes, the Beastie Boys are who I was referring to! They do draw the line at dancing. Especially now because they are like 80 or something.
OMG…. poor kid!! See this what white people do their kids!! And did you see those pants?! Attrocious!
The only thing worse than his pants is that lady’s dress. She’s straight off the compound.
The problem (and the basis for the humor) is that there’s absolutely nothing nu about any thang the kid is doing. It’s all low-rent imitation of better, more original sources, like those people on American Idol whose Gramma always told them they could sing. But I love cheesiness and pandering.
Exactly. I want to shake the person that told him “Oh honey, you have a gift from the Lord. You can do that rappy music the kids love. Jesus wants you to rap.”
Ummmm, no. He doesn’t.
He said, “Hit me” toward the end there. Can I? Can I? Please? Truly God-awful.
Yes, you may. Smack him!
Love your blog, just read them all!!! You have RedneckPrincess to thank you for having me gush all over you. I am adding you to my blogroll as well…..deal with it! Can’t wait till your next installment.
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Wow! Thanks! I was over at RedneckPrincess’s blog today giving her my thanks, and the directions on where she can find my first born. Basically, they’re directions to my livingroom couch next to the side table where he keeps his video game controllers and open soda cans. Right next the dirty socks and school bag.
I started watching this on my iphone at work and my coworker threatened to get up and slap the sh!t outta me so I couldn’t finish it.
I’m sorry for putting you harms way. I don’t blame your coworker. This video has that affect on people. You didn’t miss much. Basically, all that little tool does is hop around, out of breath and “raps”. I want to slap him.
Oh. My. God.
And I don’t mean that in a good way.
I understand. Completely.
The best line out of your whole post…”spirit fingers” LMAO.
I love spirit fingers. It was a toss up between that and “thumbs up.”
He won’t do any more harm, folks. He’s resting peacefully underneath my trailer with the 39 lady hitchhikers who “decided to stay” after I brought them home.
Thank you sooooooo much.
I couldn’t even watch the whole thing. Half way thru I said F**k this shit I’m out.
My eyes…They are Burning! I watched this yesterday with my daughter on my phone and she is 6 and says “what is he doing?”
Excuse me while I go make up a rap about stupid kids singing stupid songs who can’t dance. First I have to find my rapper pants like the ones he is wearing…..
Those pants. That “song”. That kid. It’s just all so irrating. I came home to my husband humming that tune and first instinct was to backhand him. But, I didn’t. It is my fault, afterall. 🙂
Hahahaha…..freakin’ hilarious!!! My favorite part: His PANTS! And that lady. Oh. My . God. Thank you freshly pressed, for helping me find a NU Thang. This blog. Looking forward to more cheek hurting laughter.
I’m sorry. What?! I’m jamming out for Jesus to NU Thang! YOU’LL HAVE TO SPEAK UP!