This is how all conflicts, no matter how big or small, should be handled from now on.
Boss up in your face? Slap duel.
Need a way to end the war in Afghanistan? Slap war.
Evil witch steal your parking spot? Slap it out. (More on this tomorrow)
I need to find this little boy and train from him. He will be my Mr. Miyagi, my Kung Fu slap master. He will break my spirit by forcing me to practice my slap skills on a pin cushion until my hands are raw and bleeding. He will laugh at my pain as he bitch slaps me over and over again with the back of his hand.
After months of grueling training, and only after I have gained his respect, will he allow me to study him, learn from him, and ultimately master his ancient slap fight secrets.
Yes, Sensei! That’s exactly what I’ll do.
Don't Make That Face 
Great. Now I have Frankie Goes to Hollywood’s “Two Tribes” in my head.
The kid totally got the better of the guy. It’s a step up from the surprise-hand-smack game that’s so much fun with a toddler.
Ahhh, yes. The Surprise hand smack to the face game. That was always a blast.
i don’t have kids. i suppose there are rules against slapping someone else’s children? but if there are any hidden clauses [i.e. “it’s OK to slap someone else’s children when they spit on your shoe”], could you let me know?
*no children were harmed in the writing of this comment
There are definitely rules about slapping other people’s children. However, I don’t think there’s anything that says you can’t trip a kid who is running in the store while yelling at his mom he hates her.
Holy Hell! That kid is serious!
Who wants to place bets now that he’s into S&M before he hits Junior High?
That kid is definitely no joke. He scares me. He’ll make some freak very happy someday. Also, are you into the Royal Wedding as much as I am? What’s your take on the whole thing?
Off to slap a ho! Thanks for the inspiration 🙂 If I don’t return, tweet Mr T and tell him to come bail be out!
LOL! The trick is to make it a “game”. Do you need some training? This kid may be able to help you.
The man was a total wuss. He actually shielded his face and flinched. The kid just took it. Pathetic.
I know! I especially love the slap at around the 0:40 mark. That little boy really gives it.
Now if you will excuse me I have to go Slap my bitch up! That’s right and I will blare that song while I’m slapping the bitch! *SLAP*
LOL! I hear that song when I think about slapping certain people. Other times I hear the end of Eric Claptons “Layla”. Very dramatic.
That kid is hard-core! He would “sweep the leg” in a heartbeat.
To be fair, though, it looks like the dad was holding back. He didn’t appear to be giving the kid all he had. You don’t bring your tickle hand to a slap-fight, man.
“You don’t bring your tickle hand to a slap-fight, man”. I love that.
I totally agree, however, I think if they would have continued for a few minutes, we would have seen that kids teeth fly out. That little boy was not holding back.
Fuck…I am afraid to go to sleep now.
This is kid is viscious. I would totally back down from him in a fight. All he has to do is raise that hand.
*slap!
*slap, slap*
🙂
How about slapping some ass … where my bitches at? Damnit, I forgot my baby powder!!
That’s why I need to fine tune my slapping skills.