Read This Out Loud Without Moving Your Mouth

18 Mar

I hope everyone had a Happy St. Patty’s Day.  Did you get accosted by a leprechaun?  It’s not really St. Patrick’s Day unless you get some Drunky McDrunkard telling you how beautiful you are with hot stanky beer breath and a hiccup as an exclamation point. 

Thanks to everyone who has been checking in.  Also, welcome to everyone who is new here.  As you can see, this is a classy blog full of classiness and such.

The posts were a little light on content this week because I had midterms.  Yes, DMTF is in school.  I’m beginning to think I should drop out again, though.  It’s sooo much work.  But, I’m on Spring Break now and I plan on being a girl gone wild….at home….cleaning out my closets.  I might get really crazy and rotate my mattress, but I don’t know.  I don’t know if I want to get that insane in the membrane.

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Please continue to check in and leave comments.  You guys are funny. 

(Super drunk, lifting my shirt screaming at the top of my lungs, red-faced, eye liner bleeding, lip gloss smeared, vacant stare, and off-balance)

Wish me a great Spring Break,



2 Responses to “Read This Out Loud Without Moving Your Mouth”

  1. Beebs March 18, 2011 at 9:00 pm #

    I hope your spring break is okay. Where’s my m-f*@king spring break?

  2. Janette Monea Ayub March 19, 2011 at 12:11 am #

    wheeeeeew, yeah, rotate that mattress!
    (lifts shirt and screams with encouraging words)

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