Massage Your What?!

3 Mar

A conversation between Hubby and I over dinner last night:

Hubby:   Can you pick up some of that red I like when you go shopping this weekend?

DMTF:      Which one?

Hubby:    You know.  The one I had at that party last month.

DMTF:      The wine tasting party?  You’re going to have to be a little more specific.

Hubby:    It was the California red.  The one with the two people dancing on the label.  It starts with an ‘”M”.

**Annoyed silence as we rack our brains**

Hubby:    MASSAGE MY TWA-!

DMTF:     WHAT?!

Hubby:    MASSAGE MY TWA-!!  That’s the name of it!

**Long unblinking stare**

Hubby:  What?

DMTF:  Honey, I’m pretty sure it’s called Menage a Trois.

Massage My Twa-

DMTF:      But you can massage my twa….

Hubby:    Shut up!  And, you better not blog about this!

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2 Responses to “Massage Your What?!”

  1. SandySays1 March 3, 2011 at 12:29 pm #

    LOL. I love your SOH. But…Remember… Divorces have started at the dinner table!
    Sandy
    http://www.sandysays1.wordpress.com

    • Don't Make That Face March 3, 2011 at 12:32 pm #

      Thanks for reading! I appreciate it. Yes, divorces have started at the dinner table, but with red wine and sexy talk like “massage my twa-” divorce is unlikely. 🙂
      Thanks again for reading. Hope you visit again, soon.
      DMTF

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